They're all in sync.

At least they're working their quads, but they're going to have weak hamstrings in comparison and then totally blow out their hamstrings whenever they try to lift something heavy. I'm not sure that's punishment enough, though.

I got roughly to 1:50 in the first video, and had to stop.

Certainly not my cup of tea.

dude i was JUST talking about this last night, was it with you? D: also the dance break at the end was badass, thats the only good thing i can say

also i contend with this for the worst video ever

Haha, naw, I don't think we talked. One or both of us is just psychic no doubt.

So, I have to admit that I don't mind half of their music. There's a certain ratio of screamer:actual melodic singing that I can handle and after that it's fucking awful.

And fuck, nick's video makes me want to vomit and kill every single dude in that fucking video.





I guess it technically isn't anything like screamo, but meh. This shit rocks, that "crabcore" shit blows.

how could someone do that to the glorious postal service?

These are real battles from historical Japan.

Somebody had to say it.

This is the new audio rickroll. Burn this to a CD and keep it in your car. When making a mix tape for your friend, be sure to include this at the end. If you're having a party, include this on the playlist. It is amazing because you get just far enough into it to say "I really like this song" out loud before your insides start fighting to get on the outside.

I'd really just put Rick Astley on it, as I can actually stand his song.

Naw, don't get me wrong. It's not the screaming that's problematic, it's the evolution of horribleness from decent roots that's offensive.

I love In Flames. The Jester Race is one of my favorite albums to totally freak out to.

And yeah, Nick's video is way more awful.

Here's something that isn't awful, but it is emo:

Also LOL at Jon. The next step for crabcore is to get them all wearing samurai armor.

I apologize, but the first song didn't instantly make me want to murder something... Although, I will say their drummer is fucking abysmal and treats his cymbals horribly.

/geek

...I hate this kind of music.
It's just double base over and over again with some screaming.
Yeah okay, I don't mind screaming that much, but it depends...wtf is this? I went to Tom Fest like...years ago and I hated it becasue all there was was long haired emo hipsters screaming and thinking that their music is the shit.
This kind of music IS from the suburbs. Why? Why why why?

God FTW!