Max

I've been so sick for nine days. It started out as a migraine and sore throat then persisted as a sore throat. I took two days off last week and felt better for two days then got even sicker on Saturday and sweated bullets all night.

I slept for like eighteen hours and woke up feeling shittier.

So I went to urgent care. Negative on the rapid strep but evidently there're a buttload of tiny blisters in my throat. I got prescribed vicodin, which is nice, and was told to hit up some phenylephrine to stop any post-nasal drip.

Took the drugs, took some vitamins, drank a lot of orange juice and slept through the evening to this morning.

And now it's also in my sinuses. I'm blowing out tons of colorful jelly.

I feel awful.